sandy branch

When you're having intercourse on a beach.

Yeah man, I gave her the sandy branch after sunset.

by jaredg August 2, 2017

Rowan Branch

A caucasian male who fucks dogs and eats their tight little pussys.

Rowan Branch fucked my dog until it died.

by efeiihjrjet December 17, 2018

ranch branch

Another word for dick. That’s all there is to it.

“Ayooooo, lemme climb on that ranch branch.”
“No! I’m a virgin!”

by Jerry skinner June 21, 2018

Branch

$10,000

I have a branch in my pocket

by Deep Dish May 28, 2018

Branch

A handsome young man that is found really attractive and is called cute constantly.

Branch is so cute.

by Siwwmsksoamsmmsaooq November 9, 2019

Branch

Another word for a moron, an idiot, or something that is stupid/unintelligent

Yo Johnny, did you see that kid over there? what a fuckin branch

by branchman123 November 13, 2019

Branch hound

Someone who sexually pursues members of the military

Man 1: Any luck with Chelsea?
Man 2: Nah, I couldn’t get her even if I tried she’s a total branch hound.

by Nosaholic September 16, 2019