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Western Branch Middle School

The school with the rich kids who don't know how to dress and the wannabe fuckboys.
by Imlitfam October 30, 2016
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Surf Taco Long Branch

The newest and best Surf Taco out of them all. The staff there is super friendly, funny, good looking, and they all have great personalities. Who wouldn't want to date them? Everything is clean and organized and entertaining. The entire staff is always in a great mood and are always happy to help you.
Man, the only good thing about going to Monmouth University is being able to go to Surf Taco Long Branch everyday.
by Hot Pants 123 September 15, 2010
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some one so ugly that they look like they have been hit with every branch of the ugly tree as they fel out of it. so super ugly that their mother couldn't kiss them.
"man that guy has a face that looks like he's been hit with every branch of the ugly tree."(A really bad looking guy that you wouldnt let your worst enemy fuck!)
by samkim February 9, 2008
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Commonly used phrase referencing the degree to which an individual is considered unattractive. Possibly a regional colloquialism used in the Oklahoma area.
Billy Bob: "Geez! That woman with the balding patte, bulbous nose, black front teeth, and tattoo of 'I Like It Rough,' sure is ugly!"

Billy Roy: "She sure has a flabby gut, and that backside ain't too perty neither!"

Billy Billy: "Boys, that there gal Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down!"
by THE REAL JULIA June 21, 2006
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(adj.) a term used to describe an immensely ugly person, usually referring to members of the other sex.
The ugly tree being the source of ugly people (to grow on the ugly tree like a fruit etc. is to be of undesirable appearance).
Bob: (points to a female) good lord my dear man, take a gander at yonder female, she is quite hideous I do protest!

Bruce: (in disgust) I must agree old chap, poor lady seems to have fallen out of the ugly tree!

Bob: I would go as far as to say she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

Bob and Bruce: (both scoff)
by Joyeuse May 13, 2008
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Branch Floridians

An intellectual collective founded in 1997 that is dedicated to lateral thinking and bad taste. It is often unclear if it is a religion disguised as a joke, or a joke disguised as a religion -- much in the same vein as The Church of the Subgenius or Discordianism. They maintain an expansive website at www.branchfloridians.org and regularly put out e-zines called "The World Domination Update." The group's self-professed objective is "think for yourself!"

At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.
The group has no relation to MSN member and crusader Michelson-Morley or any of his alter-ego/pseudonics. There is a member of the Branch Floridians named Reverend FairInHeight 451, and Fairinheight451 is also a name used by Michelson-Morley. This is a coincidence, though it understandably has caused some confusion among people who dislike MM for his activities in policing several rogue communities that break the MSN Code of Conduct. Michelson-Morley is *not* a member of the Branch Floridians, though respects their ideas.
by Manager December 16, 2004
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Mommy Branch

A very Great Minecraft figure like Alexander the great that reads heat waves to all who sub also know as twitch.tv/banshee_700
Mommy Branch read me heatwaves because what would you do for a klondike bar?
by ToastyBoy08 September 16, 2021
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