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Smooth Brain

A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank June 8, 2011
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brain fried

When your brain feels so overloaded with work/stress/homework that you can't think straight and temporarily don't feel like doing anything that takes too much thinking.
Person A: "Hey, can you help me with math?"

Person B: "I don't know man, I feel brain fried right now.. I just got done with my exam."
by someboredguy May 30, 2011
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Brain Cells

While you are reading this you are losing braincells. You should stop... Now
Ryan's Brain Cells were lost in a book accident.. He smacked himself in the head with the book.
by RJ Mason January 28, 2018
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Brain Dawgs

A term to describe multiple things. Prizely one of the catchphrases of Crackbone, a foul-mouthed famous player of games like Zombie Panic: Source
I got dem brain dawgs.
by Mail Avourlace October 7, 2010
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brain flex

Promoting oneself or degrading another by means of intelligence. Usually over social media.
This liberal snowflake tried to brain flex on me.
by Findpeacewithginger February 25, 2017
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giga-brain

You have a ginormous brain. It doesn't even fit in your head
Woah did you see what he just did? THAT was giga-brain
by koolaid kidz February 15, 2022
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Limp Brain

An individual who cannot think for themselves. They ask for assistance to make decisions from others, but rarely if ever follow their advice. A very weak minded person who constantly complains about their situation, but cannot find any solutions to change it. A pussy headed idiot.
Student #1: Wow! That junior high principal seems lost and can't figure out the policies in the school handbook.

Student#2: Yeah, Mr. Culver is a real limp brain. He needs to go back and work at DHS with Clifton.
by skypie July 26, 2011
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