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Asshole Bingo

Noun.

Situation when an asshole just keeps on being an asshole, like they're obliviously trying to win a game of bingo by being a repeatedly douche.

Said asshole may also not realize they've hit a nerve, or are guilty of being an asshole on multiple counts.
A: You wouldn't believe it: today my coworker did x, y, and z!

B: Is she trying to win at asshole bingo or something?
by FLT October 20, 2013
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finger bingo

A game played by 3 or more people (gender does not apply) one player is blindfolded and has to penetrate another players asshole with their finger, then tgat player has to geuss who's ass it was through smell.
My friends were supposed to come to practice but they stayed at home playing finger bingo
by Coach75 June 21, 2015
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Bingo Intense

A phrase used to describe something that is incredibly intense. Much like the tension one gets when playing bingo.
"...so i was being chased by the serial killer, it was intense, and i'm talking BINGO Intense..."
by BingoFan! January 19, 2009
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Bingo Bongo

When you and Your friend accidentally take your pants off at the exact same time and have to have a sword fight to decide who’s gay.
Jack: Dang it man I saw your penis
Me: Damn I saw yours too
Jack: I guess we have to have a Bingo Bongo!
by Juggujug July 12, 2019
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Bingo Button

The "Hot Spot on a Woman".
The center of a woman's universe.
Honey, if you keep rubbing my Bingo Button like that, then you better get the spatula to peel me of the ceiling
by Anna Ed August 24, 2005
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Bingo Wings

Under-arm flab. Simply, the most unattractive part of a woman's body.
Fly, fly away with your bingo wings, you old hag.

When I say Bingo y'all say Wings. Bingo - WINGS! Bingo - WINGS!
by pancakes4dinner March 28, 2009
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Bingo Bus

Public transport phenomenon.
Buses between 9:30am and 10:00am. When the commuters have all gone to work, the fares are reduced and the blue rinses and concession cards flood the system en route to the Bingo halls, charity shops and coffee mornings.
During this time it is usual to expect 10 minutes at each stop on the route as every single passenger either stops to discuss the weather with the driver or takes an age to find there concession card. Going anywhere by bus between 9:30am and 10am is likely to take twice as long as any other time of day!
- Crap, What time is it?
-- 10am, why?
- I got on the bingo bus without realizing! This journey is going to take forever!
by martinbc November 27, 2012
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