baldwin

V. 'to baldwin' A form of pyrrhic victory where an individual partially causes something really bad to happen such as a death and they avoid the worst of the consequences but it overall remains a bad situation.

N. Refers to the victory in the above situation itself.

Also 'baldwinner': Refers to the individual who caused the baldwin to occur.

The milkman got distracted at the wheel and baldwined into the mother of four.

by LSLSO January 7, 2022

guy baldwin

the best gamer ever even better than pewdiepie or mr beast

person 1: omg i love the air force
person 2: well i love guy baldwin gaming

by cuminmyassdaddy August 1, 2022

Alec Baldwin

When a man has a failed vasectomy.

Laird, had an Alec Baldwin & now his wife has a surprised fourth child coming.

by Jdl September 18, 2022

Daniel baldwin

Six foot year 10 fire emoji, what more could you want? This steaming nonce will bum rape you as soon as you take your gaze away from him.

That guy is such a Daniel Baldwin

by Danielskid(locked in basement) March 25, 2025

Alec Baldwin

When you shoot a load and don’t know where it went.

I pulled and Alec Baldwin last night where I was polishing my pistol and shot so hard I didn’t see where it ended up.

by Jacque the Second December 1, 2021