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askhole

An asshole who claims to ask for your advice while really just looking for validation to do what they wanted to do anyway. Usually, the thing that they originally wanted to do is quite idiotic, but they will get pissed off if you advise them against it.
Friend: So I know Tyler cheated on me with seven girls, two dudes, and a dog, but he told me he misses me and wants to get back together. What do you think I should do?
Me: I think you should tell him to go fuck himself. He’s just going to do it again.
Friend: You can’t tell me what to do! I love him, and I’m going to say yes!
Me: Do what you want, but don’t pretend you’re asking for advice when you really just want me to justify your stupid decisions. Don’t be an askhole.
by TheArbiter9001 June 4, 2018
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askhole

When someone always asks you for advice you become an askhole
I knew my friends were asking me too many questions when the called me an askhole.
by Avashcado June 7, 2018
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Acknowledgize

1. To recognize ones action (past, present, or potential) and convey, simultaneously, that one understands that the action has/may/will cause some harm and they’re genuinely sorry for that but no other better option was identified. sorry, not sorry
I acknowledgize that this may hurt you, and it’s my duty, as your friend to tell you...
by IliSean July 8, 2018
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Askhole

(n) someone who asks many stupid, pointless, or obnoxious questions.
¨That boy John is such and askhole¨
¨Yeah, he asks the most retarded questions¨
by ghost.exe September 30, 2018
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Askhole

A person who asks for advice
Then does the exact opposite
"Your such an Askhole!"
by Bushwacka pattysmacka May 13, 2019
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Askhole

A person who continually asks for (and expects) help from others without offering anything in return. Typically on social media.
That Jemma is such an Askhole, have you seen what she’s posted on Facebook today?
by The Urban Pirate August 16, 2019
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aknowing

When a person, specifically a dad, knows so much it’s annoying.
I tried to argue with my dad but he was too aknowing!
by Worlds funnies dad September 5, 2019
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