A dude who got an entire nuke dropped on him and fucking survived. Afterwards, he punched the dude with the force of 1000 settlements that need their help.
Oh shit. Its preston grenade.
by Preston Fucking Grenade December 06, 2018
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by Preston Playz May 13, 2018
a bird lookin ass bitch boy who cry’s to his daddy to solve all his problems. he sends dick pics to a girl and says it was his cousins. not to mention that he’s a freshman that considers himself a sophomore. his nose is way bigger than his micro penis
preston wyka
by anonymoususer1276 October 29, 2018
A safety manuever used in a canadian penetentary setting. When forced to give prison felatio treat the other prisoner good and as soon as you hear the first sign of pleasure (usually a moan of some sort) lock your jaw as a pitbull would and jerk your head from side to side like a dog with a pull toy. This has two possible outcomes you get shanked or you never have to use this manuever again.
"sure ill give u head ill treat you good too" but as soon as you moan I'll chomp and rip ur dick off just like a Preston Pitbull! Sack ya quick
by Samuel Leblanc September 30, 2009
Drop dead amazing guy hilarious and good with people. Loves basketball and the Lord and hanging with friends.
by super12 December 30, 2011
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