A colloquial term originated within the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) community, used to describe a specific pattern of hair loss and head shape observed amongst a number of its faculty. This term denotes a significant hair thinning or baldness on the top of the head, a pronounced forehead, coupled with noticeable hair remaining at the sides. Often associated with academics and thought to add a distinct characteristic to their persona.
by MIT Kitten July 24, 2023

Basically a crew cab mustang, sharing the motor, transmission and various other parts with the mustang GT of the era
“Hey man watch out, there’s a crew cab mustang pulling out into traffic”
“A what?”
“Crown Vic, you dumbass”
“A what?”
“Crown Vic, you dumbass”
by That slow 6.Hoe February 12, 2021

Burger King Employee #1: "What a pleasant customer! I wish all customers were that courteous."
Burger King Employee #2: "Yeah, I totally just gave him the Crown Surprise on his Whopper."
Burger King Employee #2: "Yeah, I totally just gave him the Crown Surprise on his Whopper."
by Balkman January 9, 2009

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

The award given to a member of a group of friends who successfully has sex with the least attractive and largest woman possible over a given period of time.
by ccrugger January 28, 2011

Last night Guy pulled the classic Pecan Crown on his wife, and I don’t think his marriage has been the same since.
by The GuyD January 8, 2021

by Ivytongue December 6, 2015
