national murder your small friends day

October 22nd is national murder your small friends day. This applies to any of your friends that are smaller than you.

Tall friend: Hey it’s october 22nd!
Small friends: So?
Tall friend: Its national murder your small friends day!
Small friends: no💔

by thisisnotniamh October 21, 2020

National fuck your best friend day

On June 23th you have permission to fuck any of your best friends weather they be male, female, non binary, trans female or trans male, ECT.

You can go up to your best friends and say "its national fuck your best friend day" and they have to let you smash and the same goes to you.

by Femmeep420 June 21, 2021

National Ignore Your Best Friend Day

You can’t talk to your friend or best friend for the whole day. That means under no circumstances should u talk to your friend!

This day is on October 29

Hey National Ignore Your Best Friend Day

by Tylol1234 October 28, 2019

your not my friend anymore

the ultimate offence for preps and foundations alike.

David: your not my friend anymore!
alex: noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

by bewitchedgames September 10, 2018

Treat your tallest friend nicely day

On December 17th you have to treat your tallest friend nicely and do anything they want

"Today is Treat your tallest friend nicely day."

by FudgeFortnite December 16, 2021

Smack your tall friends ass day

Today is smack your tall friend ass day

This day happens everyday from march to may.

Hey sky!
what Greg?
Its smack your tall friends ass day!!!!

by mariafootlettuce March 25, 2022

National fuck your best friend day

November 27th

Hey bestie you wanna fuck ? It’s national fuck your best friend day!

by Jenrndudje November 15, 2021