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work@home

Government service jargon and employee shorthand for defrauding taxpayers. Used as a noun, and certainly never as a verb, it describes a state-of-being generally accompanied by euphoria and giddiness from stealing from the “man.” Except, in this case, it is not the “man”, it is the people. The state-of-being derives from sweet contracting side gigs while sitting at home on the government dime, saving both on childcare and gasoline for your new sweet SUV that you only have drive to “work” two days a week.

Although the state-of-being is generally continuous, it is sometimes interrupted by home chores, trips to Sam’s Club, meetings with side gig clients, and lines at Starbucks. The state-of-being is highly contagious among peers, and newcomers are taught to be giant assholes by the veterans until the impotent management says “fuck it, I’d rather these turds stay at home in bliss than interrupt my web surfing, and if I am the only one at work, it makes me look important.”
“I get so much more done when I work@home.”
by UnderemployedMBA March 18, 2011
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Work Fuck Buddy

A work fuck buddy is a business colleague who you engage in hot, work related sex when you both attending corporate events such as trade shows and conferences. Generally, both parties have no relationship outside of work functions and save the fun for conferences. A work fuck buddy is there to engage, motivate, and reward with the intent of delivering maximum ROI.
I am so excited to attend PC World in Vegas, my work fuck buddy Joe is going to be there, so that makes it all good. Taking one for the company!
by Funny Moms June 7, 2016
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work'd

When someone is physically brutalized, beaten handily at a sport or video game, or verbally abused and insulted in a manner that is very much one-sided and makes that person look weak.
(Note: The spelling with the apostrophe, then the D, is crucial. See also bitch'd.)
"Wow, did Mark's team even hit a shot that whole game?"
"No, man. They just got blanked, 7-0."
"Damn, those guys got work'd."
by Fitterer August 7, 2005
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Work Do

British Slang - noun:

A work social or party with your co-workers arranged at a venue or just the pub or even within the office/workplace.

Usually arranged by someone at work.
1) The christmas work do

2) "Sick and tired of the same old work do's?"

3) Ben: Are you going to the work do this weekend?"

Josh: "Nah, I gotta date with this girl instead"
by Hydramus December 3, 2011
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work it

"Work it" usually means, "strut your stuff," show off your assets, make some physical attribute (figure, walk, style of dress, etc.) to "work" for you to make you attractive.
While not proven or confirmed, the expression may have originated among "working girls," i.e. prostitutes/street walkers, who would make a sultry walk etc. "work" for them to attract business. If it did have that connotation, it has been lost with time, and now usually is applied more innocently.
Damn, you looking hot! Work it, girl!
by david305 August 12, 2014
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Work from home holiday

A holiday that isn't officially recognized by your company, so you and everyone just "work from home" on that day.
Do we have Columbus Day off? Nope, it's just a Work from home holiday
by Jimmy9782 October 13, 2013
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Work Hangover

The feeling you get on your first day off after working long hours for many days. You're exhausted, and the feelings of soreness, lazyness, and headache are very similar to an alchohol induced hangover.
Working 40 hours in 3 consecutive days left me with a wicked work hangover.
by TomL9k June 17, 2009
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