Tally Whacker

A penis

No don't look your gonna see my Tally Whacker.

by TheRealMoby February 11, 2019

Pasty Whackers

Really shit shoes

Lad 1: Did you see Alan’s shoes?
Lad 2: Yeah they were fucking pasty whackers
Lad 1: Pastiessssss

by youfuckingnugget February 12, 2021

Wicky-Whacker

A penis. Specifically, the type that is long and hard enough to slap someone across the face.

Brenda got slapped across the face by John's wicky-whacker.

by WickWhack October 18, 2023

Fanny-Whacker

Fanny Whacker refers to one's parents. If you grew up before spanking your children was band. Your parents were called fanny whackers

Hey Mark quit doing that, here comes the fanny-whackers!

by fanny whacked February 3, 2010

butt whacker

A term for a gay male, usually referring to tops.

That butt whacker had a funeral for his cock so he could bury it in Jerry's ass.

by 1234567asd October 19, 2017

Weed Whacker

a derogatory term against those who do drugs/vape and claim “i can quit anytime”

“Tony told me he can quit vapes at any time”

“oh god he’s one of those weed whackers”

by skibidisigma27 August 15, 2024

whacker

A person who is absurdly obsessed with public safety equipment, vehicles, radios (motorola APX), etc. This person will also blow thousands of dollars on this equipment just to use it illegally. Finally, they will show off their whacker shit to act cool when nobody things they are cool.

That dude with an apx is such a whacker!

by ctpenguin11 August 25, 2025