Vermont Fever

The unbelievable good-naturedness and genuine care that the people of Vermont naturally exhibit and exude on a daily basis.

Jim: Shoot! My car broke down.

Vermonter 1: Oh no! Here, why don't you pop the hood and let me take a peek.

Vermonter 2: I'm so sorry, son! I'll call in a repair man.

Vermonter 3: In the meantime, why don't I take you to my place and warm you up a nice glass of milk?

Jim: You guys are the nicest people I have ever met. You must have Vermont Fever.

by jhort April 15, 2014

Vermont Sap Bucket

Ejaculate into someone’s mouth, and pour sugar in afterwords. They then dribble the contents onto a pile of pancakes and eats them.

She was hangry so I served her a Vermont Sap Bucket.

by Doc Richmond October 6, 2023

Vermont Briss

When rural Vermonters use maple syrup to fornicate with a farm cow. As a result of the sticky nature of syrup their foreskin inevitably rips off leaving them circumcised.

No, Sam never had a Vermont Briss, he's from Long Island.

by BKpaw July 15, 2024

Vermont

Vermont is a code word for offing yourself. If you say ‘oh I’m going to Vermont next Tuesday’ it implies that you will not be alive on Tuesday.

avi: what do you have planned after school?

Farrah: I’m going to vermont, care to join?

Avi: omg not without me

by Boioioing January 9, 2024

Vermont Golden Shower

A sexual act where one partner urinates into a bottle of maple syrup, and then proceeds to pour the mixture all over the other partner.

I gave her a Vermont Golden Shower, then we had pancakes afterward.

by LG633 July 21, 2024