tickled the turnip

Female masturbation.

'Jane was bored and so pulled up 50 shades of grey and tickled the turnip."

by Iloveturnips May 31, 2017

A Physical Turnip

When someone becomes incredibly angry and so their face appears to be a turnip and they become very actively angry. Usually relevant to PE teachers.

He became a physical turnip after Jon hit him with the ball.

by Japre December 1, 2019

You really cut the turnip

To mess things up royally; originally used by 19th century farmers to mean "an embarrassing mistake during a harvest"

"You've booked the table for the wrong day, you really cut the turnip on this one"

by Wordsmitheu July 17, 2022

to slip the turnip

when one’s conscious abilities are altered into delirium due to oodles (a great quantity) of alcoholic beverages.

to slip the turnip ex. “God! Zoe really slipped the turnip when she started throwing cuscus out the apartment window in Morocco.”

by Dolores Harrell July 27, 2022

Radish VS Turnip

A group of 5 men, 3 Irish, 1 Filipino and 1 Austrian who don’t know what’s funnier to say. Radish or Turnip?

“RADISH” “TURNIP” “it’s radish vs turnip”

by DMADSIJ September 16, 2025