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Craft tourist

Like a Thirsty Explorer only better.
Man that guy drinks IPA and Stouts every where he travels! He’s such a Craft Tourist!
by SlimmyJims November 23, 2021
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Tourist

1. A professional practicing outside their area of expertise, usually incompetently.
“The hearing will be a breeze, the other lawyer is a total tourist.”

Don’t trust that doctor, he’s a tourist.”

“Don’t tell me how to suck eggs, tourist.”
by Brainfart October 15, 2021
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Jhalmuri Tourists

The term "Jhalmuri Tourist" refers to tourists who travel on a minimal budget, often using their own vehicles and avoiding expenditures at local restaurants by consuming their own food, typically light snacks such as Jhalmuri. This group isn't defined by a particular race, but by their style of travel and dining.
Hill stations are crowded these days, no thanks to the Jhalmuri tourists, who visit the place, use it's resources, without contributing to its economy.
by Jorebungley June 16, 2024
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Tourist dad

If i had to put it bluntly, I would refer to this man as 'gallant', the impact this man has on the prospect of society to become a better place with this man in it is, how I would put optimistic to say the least. He can be portrayed as inquisitive, yet emotional. The impact this man has on my life is in fact how I would refer to as a memorable roller coaster of happiness and give's me the power and pleasure to strive to be him. I mean he literally put's his son on a leash, doesn't get much better than that.
Think of tourist dad like an ocean.
by HowToTrainYourFaggon July 2, 2024
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Tourist

A gullible person who falls for overpriced tourist traps that are easy to avoid.

They also take pictures of every single damn thing and annoy the locals.They also speak slowly so locals can figure out what they're saying.
Tourist:How much will it be for these Sasuges.

Tourist trap:20€

Tourist:OK!

Tourist trap in his mind:He actually fell for the bait what a idoit.
by Scandinavian Viking December 11, 2021
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Unruly Tourist

Abuser of a host's generosity.
The freedom-camping, unruly tourist, defecated on the side of the road.
by Andy Galaxy March 7, 2021
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Plasma Tourist

One who visits multiple plasma donation companies in their area for the purpose of the highest financial payout, rather than stay at the same company for low pay but convenience. Example includes taking advantage of new donor bonuses, then leaving when it ends and waiting for an email to come back for the promise of a higher payout. Some donors will leave (typically six months) to be considered a new donor again - which is not the policy for every company, some will only offer a returning donor bonus. Never assume one will be labelled a new donor.

The opportunity/motive to be a plasma tourist depends on availability of companies in their area, the distance to and from the center, the local supply/demand, the poverty and cost of living conditions of the area, and if the donor is in need of finances sooner than later. Once a donor breaks their ghosting streak by donating, without a bonus, the company typically has no incentive to offer one. It's reasonable to assume plasma companies keep track of how often a donor visits, the pay they receive, and adjust bonuses in their system.

Depending on location/company: Plasma companies will gradually increase their bonus offer every 1-2 months. Ranging from $15-$60 per session, or even $25-200 extra per month. Some will offer a monthly total, while others may offer a single session. If the location is convenient, the donor may accept the base + bonus and decide to donate once or twice more to stay within their minimum acceptable pay.
A plasma tourist involves being enrolled at multiple companies and delaying their visits for the highest pay because their time and health is more valuable than quick cash.
by arandomuserwithtoomuchtime August 15, 2025
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