When three men have sexual intercourse but it is not considered a homosexual act because of the golden rule. "It's not gay when its a threeway."
Cody: Michael, Brad, and I fucked all night!
Brandon: I thought you were straight?
Cody: Dude, I am! It's the threeway paradox.
Brandon: Oh, yeah. You right.
Brandon: I thought you were straight?
Cody: Dude, I am! It's the threeway paradox.
Brandon: Oh, yeah. You right.
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A Bear Fight is an irish carbomb chased with a jagerbomb. A Grizzly Threeway is two of these sets consecutively (e.g. carbomb, jagerbomb, carbomb, jagerbomb).
A Bear Fight is an irish carbomb chased with a jagerbomb. A Grizzly Threeway is two of these sets consecutively (e.g. carbomb, jagerbomb, carbomb, jagerbomb).
Try it out, hang on for dear life. Few survive the Grizzly Threeway, but those who do are in for a great night.
by Austin, Texas July 22, 2012
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Person 1: "Man i had the best night last night!"
Person 2: "I got you beat i had a Mexican threeway with Stephine and her dog!"
Person 1: "Gross man, just gross."
Person 2: "I got you beat i had a Mexican threeway with Stephine and her dog!"
Person 1: "Gross man, just gross."
by Wiener/Cpt Decent December 4, 2010
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My girlfriend wanted us to have sex with her hot cousin which would have been an awesome Alabama threeway.
by jestill May 23, 2012
Get the Alabama threeway mug.Sexual intercourse involving three people (2 men and 1 woman) in which the two men are facing the woman and vice versa. This is to show the woman respect, as the male citizens of the great state of Alabama do daily (thus the name). As a result, "doggy style" is never used in this threeway. Possible positions include: one man engaging the woman in sex in the missionary position while the other man is receiving a blowjob from the woman, or the woman (while on her back) is being anally penetrated by one man, while the other is on top of her in the missionary position. There are other positions involving the woman being on top of one of the men, but it is important that all male parties are facing the woman at all time. Otherwise the proper amount of respect is not being shown. Ejaculating on the woman's face is generally done, but not mandatory.
"Kevin and Dave came over for an Alabama Threeway last night, but I nearly kicked Dave out when he tried to go in from behind. Doesn't he know I'm a lady?"
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-Pizza costume
-Hamburger Costume
-Chicken Costume
-Parmesan cheese, ketchup and a raw egg
Three people dress up in each of the above costumes. They walk into the bar and find one patron to join them in sexepades. The patron strips down butt ass naked to prepare to get punished. The pizza costume person sprinkles Parmesan cheese on the asshole of the patron. The hamburger costume person injects ketchup up the anus of the patron. Lastly, the chicken costume person shoves a raw egg up the ass of the patron and clucks like a chicken for one minute. The patron then starts dancing the Macarena butt naked until he/she cracks the raw egg in their asshole and shits out the ketchup. Due to the intense pressure the patron will be under, they are to call for a ride home from the bar and leave their white Dodge Ram in the parking lot so everyone knows they had a “rough” night.
-Pizza costume
-Hamburger Costume
-Chicken Costume
-Parmesan cheese, ketchup and a raw egg
Three people dress up in each of the above costumes. They walk into the bar and find one patron to join them in sexepades. The patron strips down butt ass naked to prepare to get punished. The pizza costume person sprinkles Parmesan cheese on the asshole of the patron. The hamburger costume person injects ketchup up the anus of the patron. Lastly, the chicken costume person shoves a raw egg up the ass of the patron and clucks like a chicken for one minute. The patron then starts dancing the Macarena butt naked until he/she cracks the raw egg in their asshole and shits out the ketchup. Due to the intense pressure the patron will be under, they are to call for a ride home from the bar and leave their white Dodge Ram in the parking lot so everyone knows they had a “rough” night.
Tim: I saw Brian’s truck was in the parking lot this morning.
Rick: He must have gotten introduced to the Asbury Threeway last night.
Tim: OMG, lucky!!
Rick: He must have gotten introduced to the Asbury Threeway last night.
Tim: OMG, lucky!!
by Wagonwheel69 November 13, 2021
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