candy miner

A person of exacting quality who inconsiderately fingers the entire candy dish only to pick out all of the obvious best candies.

Dude, why is there only fucking lemon left? Why do you have to be a candy miner?

by candydude123 February 20, 2018

Bronze Miner

A term used for a homosexual

Ingram: Luis is a bronze miner
Luis: I heard that!!!

by Joe Bidens Worst Nightmare September 23, 2021

Gold Miner

A man who successfully gold digs off of a gold digger.

He been livin off that gold mining hoe...This nigga a Gold Miner

by BobTshit January 31, 2018

surface miner

A person engaged in the collection of scrap metals and recyclables from an urban environment.

As he pushed his shopping through the park the surface miner kept a blurry look-out for bottles and cans, then paused at the bronze memorial plaque bolted to a new bench.

by Dr. U W February 25, 2011

Tongue Miner

When you’re eating out a robust women and you find little treats in the pussy and surrounding folds

Chris found three balls of toilet paper, some floss and a tampon string when playing tongue miner with his PWAG!

by Noah Evan Goslee October 6, 2021

turd miner

One who excavates fecal matter.

Ryan's mom is a turd miner

by DaveIsCool123456789 June 11, 2006

Chilean Miner

When a guy fucks a girl and the condom gets stuck in her cunt and is not retrieved for 69 days

Girl: Hey you remember us fucking 69 days ago?

Guy: Ya, what about it? You still don't believe I was wearing a condom?

Girl: No I do now, it popped out today. You Chilean miner'd me.

by Gtap1183 April 8, 2011