The Linus Method

When a wants a song that nobody else would want he posts in announcements mentioning that the song is a once in a lifetime opportunity for a group buy. He then promotes the song as “insane” and when nobody likes the song after it leaks he gets upset because it’s ass.**

I got this new song but don’t know how to push people I got to use “The Linus Method”

by Opmdog1629 October 1, 2023

Method Acting

A way for bad actors to get an Oscar by trying too hard

Leonardo DiCaprio could only get an Oscar by giving himself hypothermia because the Academy thinks making a fool out of yourself method acting is better than real acting.

by Colonel Kakarrot November 26, 2022

The Palmer Method

When someone feels like they need to go to the bathroom, but instead fart for 15 minutes to relieve bowel pressure and thus don't need to go anymore.

I had to go so bad on the airplane, but couldn't get up from my seat so I used The Palmer Method

by Mackus December 6, 2022

method head

Someone who is so addicted to performing the steps of any process so precisely and in the right order that it is likely more unhealthy than methamphetamine itself.

He is such a method head he cant accomplish the simplest of tasks without stressing out everyone involved.

by timeformetoflyeeeeI November 21, 2013

The BENL Method

Having a bent penis and having to rub it against your leg to masturbate

His leg is chaffed , he must be using The BENL Method

by SaltyJoe69 June 7, 2016

Striper Method

The oral sexual act of a "69" only with the man on top.

Joe's wife was upset so his friends suggested that he climb on top and use the Striper Method to cheer her up.

by rgcbub November 8, 2016

staircase method

Filling in a scantron or similar multiple choice sheet with answers a b c d e a b c d e making it look like a staircase.

1: I'm going to guess on every answer because I don't care about school anymore.

2: Use the staircase method, it'll make guessing twice as fun!

by mbarsh January 1, 2011