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When the impostor is sus

Pain. It's pure pain to us uninfected people. It's almost as bad as Despacito or the rare Despacito Spider. The disease was originated from the game "Among Us" by Innersloth. Symptoms of the disease are as the following: Looking at something that looks like and Among Us character and saying "Sus", saying "SUSSY BAKA UwU", and making Among Us p0rn. Please stay at least 20 feet from the infected. Stay safe everyone.
You: Throw your chip bag away dude.
Friend: But it looks sus Lol.
You: Dude just throw your chip bag away.
Friend: *Throws chip bag away.* Hey, that trash can looks sus lol. When the impostor is sus.
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
by LizTheShit February 25, 2022
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...when you’re a bitch

This is when you aren’t worthy of fighting. You’re not even worthy of getting your ass kicked. This is when you are a mouthy little maggot who doesn’t know when to shut up and you say the wrong thing to the wrong guy. Then that guy decides to embarrass you and beat your ass with a stapler. He won’t even hit you with it but he’ll put 4 or 5 staples in your ass in front of the viewing public just to embarrass you for the bitch that you are while you cry like a baby. Everyone watching is laughing because this beatdown was a long time coming. You should be ashamed.
Hey Nate! Remember that time when...

Fuck you Ricky! I told you, stop talking or I’ll beat your ass! But you’re not even good enough for that! Because...when you’re a bitch I’m gonna just staple gun your ass. Bitch.

Only the sentence doesn’t really happen. Nate just tags Ricky with a stapler until he cries.
by Larry and Rex and Benny August 5, 2018
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when pigs fly

A not so subtle reference to Attorney General William Barr flying all over the world to investigate “Deep State” politics and international connections to it.
Of course it is entirely improbable that Attorney Generals travel all over the world to look into screwball conspiracy theories, but AG Barr has made the improbable come true, so we can now say “when pigs fly” and really mean it!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019
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when-i-ay

The opposite of anyway. Used when one wants to emphasize someting rather than to reduce the relative importance of a subject
...I slapped the hoe cuz she wouldnt pay the rent wheniay(when-i-ay).

...My dad has been gone for 12 years, im excited for when he comes back with the milk wheniay(when-i-ay).
by ItsMeBirb November 8, 2022
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when he died

guy: when he died
kid: was it my dad
guy: yes
kid: finally
by human i think February 1, 2023
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when sheep fly

when your idea is so dumb and unrealistic that it's ugly to look at
Peter: I will be a robot one day and fly to the center of the earth!
Ronald: Yeah sure.... when sheep fly.
by iamdaonetheone January 1, 2019
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when place show

You call somebody's bluff / bullshit. When someone calls that, you MUST tell the truth.
Molly: Seriously, you were sleeping!

Tracy: When place show, are you teasing me or are you telling the truth?

Molly: When place show, you were sleeping!
by MollzieBallzie April 22, 2020
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