Spicy Woody

The act of putting a jalapeno seed in your pee-hole

My girlfriend gave me a Spicy Woody last night

by MR.BuNgLe™ June 6, 2019

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Food Woody

When someone tells you about food that is really delicious. You get really excited and can’t wait to eat it.

For my birthday, my wife said she would make her famous Chicken Piccata, and for dessert, homemade cheesecake. My mouth is watering just thinking about it. In fact, I have a Food Woody!

by bbarroo December 27, 2019

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wooly woody

curly pubic hair around the male genitalia

geez man trim that shit you've got a wooly woody

by endlessnameless February 3, 2010

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Code Woody

When you have a boner and you shout "code woody" as a bunch of other guys surround you in protection

Man I had to pull a code woody at my cousin's house

by Tenaciously tenacious D February 3, 2019

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being a woody

someone who is being: annoying (Usually trying to show you a video), horny, or abusing mayo on their food.

ew! that guy at the party last night was being a woody

by fuckchapman December 29, 2020

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ghost woodie

When your dick gets hard for seemingly no reason at all. Generally occurs when being called on by the teacher, or before public presentations.

So the teacher asks me to come up to the blackboard to write the answer on the board like a second after getting a ghost woodie. The whole class was laughing at my huge dong for weeks.

by Sh3p007 November 23, 2015

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