I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 02, 2025

Elijah The spartan

Allegedly had sex in a school bathroom

Elijah The spartan had sex with darian the cod kid

by Masonbob24 August 08, 2024

Spartan Smoker

Someone who will smoke weed out of anything, and under any circumstances.

Damn, that's an apple, and this is a church, you really are a Spartan Smoker.

by Corn Hungis December 14, 2021

Sav A Lot Spartan

Someone who went or goes to Michigan State & works at a low paying job whole trying to make fun of people that didn't go to college, yet still have better paying jobs

Dude is such a Sav A Lot Spartan, get back to stocking those can goods

by TheFader72 July 12, 2024

Spartan Manuever

When one healthcare professional forces another healthcare professional to submit to their desires by laying on of hands to erected areas

Dr Gilbert preformed the spartan manuever on Dr Ham and it resolved her discomfort

by Fatandhappy June 08, 2015

Meet the spartans

Absolute unit of a movie. Please do watch it. incredibly gay. Incredibly gay

Meet the spartans is gay, it's a gay movie

by elemgie May 21, 2024

spartan goggles

The act of resting ones testicles on someone's eyes.

Last night I gave Erin Spartan goggles.

by Big Biffer May 29, 2021