by call me joe January 21, 2003
Get the pole dancingmug. A user of internet message boards who is desperate for a homosexual encounter but scared by his feelings and urges so takes to latching onto one or two posters and following them around abusing them for his own sexual pleasure.
Comes from the 'action' given to his 'pole' whilst typing away with the other hand.
Comes from the 'action' given to his 'pole' whilst typing away with the other hand.
His wife thought he was completely straight, but night after night Darren was on the internet as pole action
by PhilBrown June 23, 2007
Get the pole actionmug. 1) Slang term for a penis. Usually used in a misogonistic reference.
2) Slang term for a pole in a gentleman's club. Usually used in a misogonistic reference.
2) Slang term for a pole in a gentleman's club. Usually used in a misogonistic reference.
by An Awesome Biscuit February 7, 2010
Get the Slag polemug. One who is annoying and in total ignorance of it. Similar to douchebag but not as mean spirited.
Often times will be upper class person or act in a privileged fashion with no regard for how his behavior affects others.
Pole strap connotes a combination of the male genitals and a lesbian type sexual aid. It also connotes someone who is driving and wraps (i.e straps) himself around a pole through careless driving. Taken together the two images suggest a phony tool barely usable for getting off and reckless destructive behavior. Entertaining but ultimately disposable.
Often times will be upper class person or act in a privileged fashion with no regard for how his behavior affects others.
Pole strap connotes a combination of the male genitals and a lesbian type sexual aid. It also connotes someone who is driving and wraps (i.e straps) himself around a pole through careless driving. Taken together the two images suggest a phony tool barely usable for getting off and reckless destructive behavior. Entertaining but ultimately disposable.
"The guy was at the driving range talking on his speakerphone while hitting his bucket of balls. What a pole strap!."
"Some pole strap decided to mow his lawn at 6 AM and woke up the neighborhood. When I went to confront him about it he invited me to his cookout. Nice guy, but a total pole strap"
"So the DJ, in pole strapping fashion, decides to play Norah Jones music and the whole club clears out."
"Some pole strap decided to mow his lawn at 6 AM and woke up the neighborhood. When I went to confront him about it he invited me to his cookout. Nice guy, but a total pole strap"
"So the DJ, in pole strapping fashion, decides to play Norah Jones music and the whole club clears out."
by pillboxhat June 2, 2010
Get the pole strapmug. Having a big dick or bulge.
by Teek1247 June 14, 2017
Get the packing polemug. by COLORADOMILLION August 31, 2011
Get the Pole Palsmug.