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Mckinney Texan

a town in Texas full of curly haired, stuck up, middle class, white kid wanna be gangsters that have the iq of their own shoe size. they always feel the need to be on top of everything and will blow up any situation up using “wanna fight” as a defense mechanism.
“what?? you’re a McKinney Texan?”
*feels threatened* “you got a problem?” “wanna fight? “do we need to fight?”
by Mckinneyangerissuesorg December 29, 2020
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Texan waffle

A Texan Waffle is to cum onto anyone while shitting agresivly to assert dominance
I just pulled a Texan Waffle on my teacher
by Ajsbejctdbevuctjdld April 12, 2024
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True Texan

The kind of person who wears cowboy hats and boots, has an open carry license, and knows only two things that come from Italy: Pasta and Firearms.
Girl 1: Hey did you see that guy who walked up to me?
Girl 2: The one with the cowboy hat? He was a true texan alright.
by My Snake is Solid April 17, 2019
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Texan Cramp

Man 1: “What’s wrong with him?”
Man 2: “He’s got a Texan Cramp.”
Man 1: “Ahh, I’ll get the tourniquet.”
by Meat_Whistle February 26, 2023
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