Tennessee Trumpeter

When that special lady is giving you a blow-job, fiddle with her clit. Her moans of pleasure will create an oscillation in the throat, a hum if you will. This hum will no doubt lead to a rapid expulsion of baby juice. Thus the Tennessee Trumpeter has brought the house down playing his number one hit.

Hey sugar seeing as its Saturday lets get the ol' Tennessee Trumpeter out tonight.

by OrchardThief August 8, 2016

Tennessee Ranch

A thick coagulated sperm load found with bits of tobacco best served on food

This guy really pissed me off so I put some Tennessee Ranch on his pizza.

by Shinron Sakai September 20, 2014

tennessee blizzard

A light snow with little to no accumulation that causes irrational panic and the near-total shutdown of municipal infrastructure (including closing schools). Tennessee Blizzards often result in grocery stores completely selling out of milk and bread, and can result in death, destruction, brush-fires, and binge-drinking.

The forecast is calling for 0.00027 inches of snow. We'd better get to the grocery store and buy 47 loaves of bread and 12 gallons of milk... it's going to be a Tennessee Blizzard.

by Teabagus Maximus February 8, 2020

Tennessee reloader

After you have inserted your dip into your partner’s ass while performing a Tennessee muzzle loader, upon completion you remove the dip and re-insert it into your mouth

That Tennessee reloader sure has a kick

by Millertime_1985! October 19, 2017

tennessee chug

Getting alcohol poured into your ass

You lose, you'll have to Tennessee chug an entire 12 pack

by itsmeAlee June 8, 2017

The Tennessee Saddle

When a man places his balls (one over each eye) while a woman or man is sleeping with his butt hole towards her/his mouth so she can then awaken to eat his ass. The act of saddling his HOrsE while she is sleeping.

Girl1 :Man I got Tennessee saddled,When a man places his balls (one over each eye) while a woman or man is sleeping with his butt hole towards her/his mouth so she can then awaken to eat his ass. The act of saddling his HOrsE while she is sleeping, last night by my tinder hookup."
Girl 2: oh how nice of you to be his saddle
Girl 1: I l love being a good seat to ride

Dude 1: Dude I Tennessee Saddled my bitch and road off into the sunset.
Dude 2: Nice dude you totally saddled her.
Dude 1: Thanks bro I just totally the Tennessee Saddle

by manu08 May 6, 2021

Tennessee screwdriver

When you fuck your cousin and spin her on your dick

Jared: Yo your cousin's so hot
Michael: Yeah bro i gave her the Tennessee screwdriver

by Wattsup99 March 31, 2017