crica tu madre

1. Puerto Rican for "Your mom's cooch".
2. An expression of frustration or anger, like "me cago en diez".

1. You: Sabes que yo quiero?
Friend: Que?
You: La crica tu madre!
2. I scream "la crica tu madre" when I'm frustrated in traffic.

by Sparko March 29, 2008

et tu fruit

a FRUIT that cheats you, because it is inhabited by worms/insects

''god ,i feel hungry. lets have some FRUIT''

cut the fruit open with a knife to find WORMS & INSECTS inside....
''ohh god,,,et tu fruit???''

by chaty517 September 02, 2012

Chinga tu madre!

a MEXICAN way of saying 'Fuck you mom'
not offensive to anyone else, but a Mexican.

Mexican: Chinga tu madre!
Spanish speaker who is not from mexico: que?

by !important October 22, 2003

chinga tu madre

In most part of Texas chinga tu madre means "fuckyou"

I dont like you bitch. Well then chinga tu madre I don't like you either puta.

by Alejandro March 04, 2005

Ya tu sabez

Misspelling of "Ya Tu Sabes," or "You already know" in Spanish. Adding the -z ending makes it cooler.

Freddie: Ya Tu Sabes!
Mike:...
Jake: Ya Tu Sabez!
Mike: Right on, dude!

by Ya2sabez March 19, 2011

Caca tu puta

“You’re a fucking shit” But fr that’s what is means

Caca tu puta can be used with ppl u hate or ppl or to ppl who don’t know Spanish

by Ahshdbdhfjdhfbfhehdhe May 23, 2021

Tus muertos jesucristianos

Cuando te cagas mucho en alguien que te gustaría partirle el cráneo

Tu madre: Te he apuntando al fútbol

Tu: Tus muertos jesucristianos

by Barbiemilkovich October 11, 2020