travel gravy

The filth that you are covered in after traveling via plane with strangers all day long...

I've been flying all day, I fill covered in travel gravy!

by The1@0nlyTG November 20, 2017

the travel shits

When a person travels to a vacation destination and gets "the shits" (I.e. Goes Poop a lot).

Every time I go on vacation I get a wicked case of the travel shits

by DonkJr February 24, 2017

Travel treats

sexual favors while driving on the road aka road head

If I ride passenger on a long drive with my boyfriend he insists I give him travel treats.

by TissueIssue21 June 4, 2016

travelers dust

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Can I offer you two fine gentlemen at this Greyhound Station some travelers dust?

by Epherum April 26, 2016

Pime Travel

When you visualize yourself indulging in a time travel experiment meeting the infinite digits of the transcendental number π, hoping to be struck with some aha! moments, or to experience a flash of insights, along the numerological journey.

Would someone embarking on a pime travel mission be able to see the color or shape of the number pi, or to smell or taste it?

by MathPlus August 31, 2021

Travel Susan

A Travel Susan stresses out all the time when traveling and always needs to arrive three hours early to everywhere, then waits at the gate on social media for hours.

Susan (Shouting from the car at 7:30am, bags already packed from three days before): “Hurry up! We’re gonna be late to the airport and miss our flight! There’s rush-hour traffic on the 110!”

You (forgot to pack: your toothbrush, your headphones, and possibly your passport, hungover from going out the night prior): “Quit being such a Travel Susan, our flight leaves at 9:30.”

by FuzzyDiceJams January 2, 2019

travel balls

n. - phrase used to describe the state of one’s balls once covered in the sweaty stank that can only come from periods of extended travel.

Bruh, after 3 connections and 4 airports, I’ve developed a serious case of travel balls.

by four48actual June 30, 2018