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by Ripvonginger August 22, 2020
Get the pop a tootiemug. A male or female who digs in their asshole and then sticks their finger inside of their penis or vaginal area
by Fictionary4You January 16, 2014
Get the tooty rootymug. A cute way of referring to pink eye. Specifically used when contracted after your eye come in contact with your partners butthole hairs. Commonly occurs when eating a woman's pussy from behind.
"Did you shower after dropping that deuce? Or did we do the nasty medieval style? No? I wished you would have warned me cause I think you gave me tootie eye. At least use wet wipes next time. Tootie eye is serious business."
by Capt'n save-a-ho March 7, 2018
Get the tootie eyemug.