Spartan Horseshoes

A variation on the popular lawn game Polish Horseshoes, where the frisbee disc is replaced by a ski pole/ other spear-like instrument. The catching aspect of the game is forfeited in exchange for the feeling of satisfying the primal awesomeness that comes of throwing a spear at a beer bottle.

We played a battle of the sexes game of Spartan Horseshoes in which the present females totally obliterated the men. Something about amazons.

by Sterling Ginger July 16, 2013

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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

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by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

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by Ellesiataralashalaskahastalavi July 23, 2025

Spartan Smoker

Someone who will smoke weed out of anything, and under any circumstances.

Damn, that's an apple, and this is a church, you really are a Spartan Smoker.

by Corn Hungis December 14, 2021

Spartan Mouth

the act of talking an incredible amount of shit, which you may or may not be able to back up. The point is, you just keep going no matter what.

dude1: hey broskii, did you see that chick over there on the other side of the bar?
dude2:yea man, she's here with some douche.
dude1:time to lay down the moves.
dude2:hey man, watch that spartan mouth before you get your ass kicked.

by Anastasia von Kryuger March 18, 2012

Spartan Mud Run

The sexual of defecating on your partners back and then using the feces to shape their hair into a Mohawk.

Steve gave Kailey a Spartan Mud Run for an anniversary gift this year.

by Thedangler602 August 9, 2022