fungus-pilled

When you don't take the red or blue pill but instead just take the pill of which ever side is bigger/popular.

Bro, you are so fungus-pilled with the way you always follow what people tell you!

by TheJuicyOne September 18, 2023

Fungus on a log

The act of a male masturbating and taking a shit at the same time and ejaculating on the excrement

Bout to make fungus on a log!

by Anon112221 January 20, 2021

Fungus

If the true fungi calls you fungus you are a fungus. Aka the one and only William.

“You are a fungus”

“What a fungus you are”

by Cadnece82828 February 11, 2021

toe fungus feb

fave month

your feet a lush is it toe fungus feb

by 1083’n73!; April 7, 2021

facial foot fungus

type of fungus that will be faded to ur face bc big noob. most times ur face will get coyotes pervaded by naturist feet fungi. u can wash it off.

ex: hey look at John! he was facial foot fungus.

John: rubs feet on candy face

candy: *implants a explosive bomb.*

by anonymous April 24, 2021

foot radish fungus

When your foot is very big and it turns out to be fungus with the same color as your skin

Person: your feet are big
Other Person: yeah i have foot radish fungus

by zoey pupper May 3, 2021

bat fungus

Is something that develops when a bat flies down and bites you in the ass and you get an itchy flaky rash in your butt crack. Also known as a butt fungus.

My ass has been itchy a lot lately, I think I might have a bat fungus.

by flippedwaffle July 19, 2022