A Stonecold Susan is the act of Ultimate anal pleasure. One Must lie down in a 69 position with one's partner on top of, or below them, and each partner must have one or several cubes of ice. Each partner then rubs the ice cubes around the surface of the other's partners' anus, until it becomes numb. When this step is complete, each partner must give the other a Rim Job until desired anal pleasure is achieved.
My wife and I were looking for something new to spice up our sex lives, nothing compared to the extreme pleasure of a Stonecold Susan, It caused both me and my wife to scream uncontrolably!
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My girlfriend and I gave each other a Stonecold Susan last night. I got so excited I released some Fecal matter on her forehead! Its a good thing all she cared about was the extreme anal pleasure she was experiencing! It is a must have in anyone's sex lives!
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My girlfriend and I gave each other a Stonecold Susan last night. I got so excited I released some Fecal matter on her forehead! Its a good thing all she cared about was the extreme anal pleasure she was experiencing! It is a must have in anyone's sex lives!
by Travy Dickson July 28, 2008
Get the Stonecold Susanmug. 
Shes the red headed bitch that gets fucked in all the movies. Also does a lot of charity work with the dick.
by susansurandon34 January 5, 2012
Get the Susan Sarandonmug. Nigga Susan Is Used To Describe Anyone In Anyway What So Ever. There Is No Real Defination Just Fun To Call Someone.
by Nigga Susan January 14, 2011
Get the Nigga Susanmug. n. an underdog;
to pull a *, v. to do something miraculous; to wow or amaze a skeptical audience; to achieve success beyond initial belief or against the odds
to pull a *, v. to do something miraculous; to wow or amaze a skeptical audience; to achieve success beyond initial belief or against the odds
She always surprises us. She's a real Susan Boyle.
She totally pulled a Susan Boyle when she got a 1600 on her SAT.
"Did you see that girl on Top Model last night?" "Yeah, she was a total Susan Boyle!"
She totally pulled a Susan Boyle when she got a 1600 on her SAT.
"Did you see that girl on Top Model last night?" "Yeah, she was a total Susan Boyle!"
by creepingcthulhu April 17, 2009
Get the a Susan Boylemug. A Travel Susan stresses out all the time when traveling and always needs to arrive three hours early to everywhere, then waits at the gate on social media for hours.
Susan (Shouting from the car at 7:30am, bags already packed from three days before): “Hurry up! We’re gonna be late to the airport and miss our flight! There’s rush-hour traffic on the 110!”
You (forgot to pack: your toothbrush, your headphones, and possibly your passport, hungover from going out the night prior): “Quit being such a Travel Susan, our flight leaves at 9:30.”
You (forgot to pack: your toothbrush, your headphones, and possibly your passport, hungover from going out the night prior): “Quit being such a Travel Susan, our flight leaves at 9:30.”
by FuzzyDiceJams January 2, 2019
Get the Travel Susanmug. "Mama Susan" is a nickname given to the CEO of YouTube, Susan Wojkiscikiski windows 78 or some shit. The nickname "Mama Susan" is generally used by the YouTube commentary community and is used to describe her company's strict and inconsistent stance what gets to be monetized content.
Much like how your mama would have strict rules and unfair regulations, Mama Susan's YouTube is notorious for demonetizing creators who make legitimate content whilst allowing nefarious creators who constantly abuse the YouTube guidelines to thrive.
Mama Susan's reign has often been agreed upon to be one of the causes for the death of edginess on YouTube due to creators fearing their channels to someday be obliterated for mild substandard behavior.
Much like how your mama would have strict rules and unfair regulations, Mama Susan's YouTube is notorious for demonetizing creators who make legitimate content whilst allowing nefarious creators who constantly abuse the YouTube guidelines to thrive.
Mama Susan's reign has often been agreed upon to be one of the causes for the death of edginess on YouTube due to creators fearing their channels to someday be obliterated for mild substandard behavior.
"So what Susan Windex has done is allowing scam channels to continue their reign whilst striking down channels with legitimate content"
"Sounds like Mama Susan alright."
"Sounds like Mama Susan alright."
by Surgelumix May 22, 2021
Get the Mama Susanmug.