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certified straight sexual

a group of gay middle schoolers that do stupid shit at the lunch table and in playstation parties
Hey, that kid looks so gay, he is probably a certified straight sexual!!!!!
by Peenish 3.0 Official November 25, 2022
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Straight Outta The Shire

1. One who has the characteristics of a hobbit.

2. Someone who lives in a little village in a cottage and raps about how hard life is.
"Dude, Coach Morganstern is like totally Straight Outta the Shire."

Guy 1: That fag is a rapper?
Guy 2: Yeah hes straight outta the shire, ya dig?
Guy 1: Stfu
by Robbie Hobby June 25, 2009
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starfighter pilot

Without a doubt, the absolute best profession that a person can have. Involves flying around in a small spacecraft and using your various inhuman skills and ridiculously named weapons to shoot down bad spacecraft, preferably piloted by evil aliens. In addition, starfigher pilots must speak in ludicrous pseudo military flight speak. Examples of starfigher pilots exist in Star Wars, Wing Commander, Battlestar Galactica, and The Last Starfighter.

Also the topic of a song by Snow Patrol.
by CannibalGuppy June 3, 2004
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The Straight Effs

A musical duo formed by Youtube-star Terroja Kincaid (The Amazing Atheist) and Cody Weber. Together they've appeared in three videos on Youtube, all titled "BEST SONGS EVER". In these videos, TJ is singing, while Weber plays guitar and sometimes bass. In "BEST SONGS EVER 3", the duo also have a guest appearance of Cody Weber's brother playing guitar. They also have another video called "BONE US SONGS" consisting of tracks that apparently were too graphic for Youtube.
The Straight Effs have also released an EP consisting of four of their songs.

Lyrically, their songs are mostly about stereotyping, alcohol, drugs, sex, rape, murder, violence, homosexuality politics and rebellion against the system. The songs varies from almost metal-like singing with heavy guitar riffs, to romantic ballads.
"The Straight Effs is the shit!"

"Remeber that time that your dad molested you?"

"Fuck the civilians, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!"

"Ever since I fucked my sister she's been acting kind of strange."

"Call the number on your screen, cuz we can get you more money and bitches than Charlie Sheen."

"When I ride a horse I need a separate horse from my big fat fucking dick!"
by koriboy October 9, 2011
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Straight

good,ok
by bigbitchbodybeaner March 10, 2020
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straight edge sex

Straight edge sex takes place between two people, one or both of whom are straight edge, who have sex because they care for one another rather than because it is available.

Contrary to what has been written, straight edge - see also straightedge and sxe - people do often have premarital sex (though some do not), but abstain from casual sex without a committed relationship and/or deep emotional bond with the person they are having sex with.
Straight edge sex is an expression of love between two people, not just a "good time" with an acquiantance.
by Wrae Ann July 14, 2006
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