skago

(noun)worst of the worst, bottom of the barrel, something that is tolerated only because nothing better is available.

Man I hate drinking this skago!

by MGR February 18, 2005

stagosaurus

The old guys at the stag party.

Uncles Joe, Pete and Bob sat at their own table during the stag party. They weren't doing shots at the bar or throwing dice with the young bucks. Just sipping their beers and waiting for the entertainment to begin. Their table came to be known as the "stagosaurus" table.

by donthewad July 16, 2013

Shagozza

The sound a hand made coaster makes when gently penetrating the back of the knee. A quite distinct, and fluttery sound. It makes one want to stroke chickens... sometimes.

"Hey what's that fluttery and distinct sound coming from? i feel like stroking chickens...sometimes"

"Oh thats just a shagozza, its hand made from the eldest jew in the bunch"

by sizzmanizz April 6, 2009

shagoplat

exclamation used to acknowledge a person who has just coughed.

Friend 1: So, ya, i was at the movies and crap, and, yeah, so we, like, went into the bathroom and... *COUGH, COUGH!!!*

Friend 2: Shagoplat.

by mr.awesome! May 30, 2009

shagocrite

noun, person who in a public platform zealously denounces gays/lesbians but is ultimately discovered to be gay themselves, e.g. Pastor Ted Haggard, Senator Larry Craig, Spokane Mayor Jim West, anti-gay activist George Rekers. A "self-hating anti-gay" hypocrite.

That Baptist preacher is such an obvious shagocrite - he called my brother for a date.

by slacker-mom May 7, 2010

Spagoogle

The exact pitch of the noise a girl makes when guzzling some thick cum.

For example:

Jaden: "Take it hoe"
Sofia: *Spagoogles*
Jaden: "Yeah damn right bitch, spagoogle on this dick"

by Max The Trapper June 15, 2018

spagoodle

im really depressed dood

wow, im feeling really spagoodled today man.

by crippled2000 March 5, 2018