Alexi The Spartan

Alexi The Spartan is a great warrior of the Greek Empire. He is strong enough that he can lift three times his own weight, and is small, light, and quick enough that he can vanquish any foe that dares disturb his honour.

Alexi The Spartan is all mighty and powerful, and you’ll often see a very faint, almost universe-made purple flame enveloping around him. This powerful effect is always most noticeable when he feels immense emotions such as rage, or when he subconsciously feels something else.

He is exceptionally, and naturally good at any and all video games, and can steel your girl any day from the sheer beauty and attractiveness that he was gifted with at birth. Anyone, both female and male, worship this powerful being with all intent to please him.
Willer: “Did you hear about Alexi The Spartan?”
Arthur: “I ain’t heard of any such person.”
Willer: “Person? This great man is no ‘person’. He is the mere personification of power and greatness. You dare speak ill of him again and we’ll have something to say about it.”
Arthur: “We’ll?”
Willer: “Yes. 99.99% of life itself, plus the rest of they knew of his greatness.”
by Mr.Willer December 29, 2023
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Spartans Legacy

Did you see Leroy’s attack in Spartans Legacy? It’s OP, he won the war!
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Elijah The spartan

Elijah The spartan had sex with darian the cod kid
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 02, 2025
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Spartan Smoker

Someone who will smoke weed out of anything, and under any circumstances.
Damn, that's an apple, and this is a church, you really are a Spartan Smoker.
by Corn Hungis December 14, 2021
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Spartan Goodbye

When you tell people you are leaving but two hours later you are still hanging out with everyone
Didn't Joe say he was leaving, yeah he is pulling a Spartan Goodbye
by Chance021993 December 16, 2023
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Spartan Sendoff

The act of placing one testicle on each eye in place of the coins owed for the Journey to Styx. The dick is the put into the mouth to symbolize flowing down river.
Bro that girl is so hot id give her the ole Spartan Sendoff
by igotthejokes February 10, 2021
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