The Captain Jack Sparrow

Much like "The Houddini", during intercourse the male should spit on her back to create the impression of him being "finished", then when she turns round he spunks in her eye. From this, he should then kick her like as to ensure that she is covering one eye whilst simultaneously hopping and yelling "aaargh", much like a pirate.

She well got The Captain Jack Sparrow last night.
She cried

by Steve the Pirate 999 April 17, 2014

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Flock of sparrows hitting a windmill

This is the sound made when the brown hail from your anus hits the porcelain of the toilet.

"That vindaloo from last night sounded like a flock of sparrows hitting a windmill this morning, and it left my arse like 12 guage birdshot, I'm telling you!" Winston Churchill the day after meeting Queen Elizabeth the 2nd for the first time over a Ruby Murray.

by Kingmob Barbelith May 19, 2022

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High Sparrow

When you’re high and you throw a paper airplane.

*in shrek voice: I was the throwing some gnarly high sparrows after I smoked that good kush.

by Gamecock43567 May 1, 2019

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Sparrows bum crack

To wake up at a very early time

"Had to get up at sparrows bum crack"

by Rourkie August 22, 2022

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Sparrowing

sparrowing is defined as when your buddy or friend hangs off something moving Dangerously (like a car) and in the prossess precedes to be smug and proud about it and poses like jack sparrow making a grand entrance

jim: whats that madman doing?

jake: "hangs out moving car posing like jack sparrow proudly"

jak: he's Sparrowing!

jim: he's gonna get himself killed!

jak: Let the proud man sparrow jim! let him soar!

by Zombomb May 23, 2019

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