Sleepy Hollow High School

A mysterious place where the whites are constantly at war with the Hispanics, the drugs are used less than 30ft from the school itself, and nobody is quite sure who is running the show. Don't be fooled, it may have graduates who go on to well known universities such as Cornell and Penn, but this entire school is a madhouse. In order to survive one MUST follow the rules:
1. NEVER expect to be entertained at a football game.
2. NEVER expect to dance at a school dance.
3. NEVER remind a white kid acting black that he isn't black.
4. NEVER cross the crazy sub. She'll get crazy on you.
5. You have to be high in order to get what the fuck is going on around here, otherwise it isn't even worth a try.

Student 1: "Hey wanna go to the church to do non-illegal activities?"
Student 2: "DIQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQUE"

Tired of doing actual schoolwork and/or giving a shit? Go to Sleepy Hollow High School!

by xxxxxxxxxswaggiestxxxxxxxxxxxx November 30, 2011

Sleepy Joe

Joe Biden. The biggest idiot the world has ever met. Can't stay awake long enough to do a report. He falls off the stairs all the time. Oh no, his ADHD medicine wore off, and oh no there goes his melatonin kicking in. Can we get applause for the best president ever, DONALD J TRUMP! Thank you

Person 1: Oh did you see sleepy joe on the debate?
Person 2: Yes!! He fell asleep so many times, he is such a jerk!

by Mcs918 September 26, 2021

sleepy hands

A weakness felt in the hands leaving one temporarly unable to make a tight fist or to unscrew a bottle top. This syndrome usually occures early in the morning or late at night(when one is sleepy).

The man could not open the jar because he had sleepy hands.

by Lawrence T May 4, 2005

sleepy paula

to engage in intercourse whilst they sleep during which they awaken and continue in the act.

not knowing if she would EVER give up the goods i gave her a sleepy paula and got the shit beat out of me afterwards.

by goat fingers September 12, 2005

Sleepy mouth

The feeling of disgust you feel in your mouth when u wake up in the morning or from a nap. usually caused by having your mouth open while you are sleeping. One thing that happens is that your mouth is really dry.

I hate when i get sleepy mouth when i wake up!

by troyellz August 1, 2010

Sleepy Bull

When you start to fall asleep sitting upright and your head starts to fall to your shoulder and you snap back upright and act like nothing happened.

She threw her neck out while doing the sleepy bull.

by Biggie Turanowicz July 31, 2012

Sleepyhornia

when you are sleepy and horny at the same damn time

Sam, I'm having a bad case of sleepyhornia.

by Ant luvs Sam October 1, 2012