When a screenplay, novel, invented plot induces vertigo with its many twists, role reversals and general mishegoss. Often employed by Guy Ritchie and other Tarantino imitators to distract from a lack of thematic depth.
So first it's his sister, then you find out they were lovers, then she kills him but he's not dead, then you find out they have a kid and weren't related, then he takes the kid, then...man I left, that bullshit was giving me scriptlash.
by PhD (Pretentious hipster Douchebag) September 23, 2007
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A person (usually female) who takes a passage of the bible and applies it to their lower back as a tattoo.
"I thought it was just a run of the mill tramp stamp but then I looked closer and saw she was a scripture skank and I knew God had made her just for me."
by pyralis35 November 26, 2011
Get the Scripture skank mug.The scripted bitch never takes responsibility and always puts the blame on somebody else, usually someone who told them what to do or somebody who makes a great scapegoat. This is an accomplishment when one sets out to be as innocent as possible and succeeds in convincing themselves they are innocent when they are in fact NOT innocent and others are fully aware this is true. Without any recourse, however, these people are left with the option of talking behind this persons back, perhaps calling them names. But this is risky, because the scripted bitch is somehow able pull miraculous wool over the eyes of authority and peacekeepers. The scripted bitch is a center of controversy in social circles, offices, and churches- anywhere because people are this way sometimes.
I can't trust that guy. I don't know what he's thinking and people like him, even though he stabs everyone in da back, yo. He's a scripted bitch cuz he keeps gettin away with it. Sumppn's up.
by Bad Pit October 13, 2015
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