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scratch job

The act of attempting to get a man or woman to orgasm by scratching their genitalia with your nails.
"Dude, last night was great. Jessica gave me a scratch job and even though my dick was bleeding, I jizzed all over her face."
by cococrispy37 November 24, 2017
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Bottle of scratch

Any bottle of liquor of wine you plan on getting messed up on.
Guys let's pick up a bottle of scratch on the way home and get wasted.
by Whiteyzx September 30, 2011
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Roo Scratch

The three scratch marks left by a kangaroo paw resemble the naked female crutch \|/
my my, she has a lovely looking Roo Scratch
by DrChalky July 9, 2011
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Seam-Scratch

When you are too lazy to pull up your jean or sweatpant leg, so you just use the stitching of the pant leg to scratch an itch.
Pat: No! These long-johns don't have any stitching! I'll never be able to Seam-Scratch again!
by Jimmer LEz February 14, 2012
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come scratch

1. Come fight
2.youre kidding/your crazy
3 .come hang!
1.WHATCHU GONNA DO! COME SCRATCH
2. OMG he did not girl come scratch
3 . Hey bro come scraaatch
by Tuquetuque November 12, 2019
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Dragon Scratch

Phrase going along the notion that Dragons are real yet rare magical creatures.

When one finds themself with an unexplained scratch it is safe to assume that a dragon scratched you during its stealth journy away from humans.
I woke up with a Dragon Scratch on my thigh this morning.
by Gillinghammer's Sidekick June 13, 2010
mugGet the Dragon Scratchmug.

Hand Scratch

That moment when you feel that scratch IN YOUR HAND and you scratch it with your teeth
"Dude, why is she doing that?"
"Dude, thats the Hand Scratch."
by Orcaheart April 21, 2021
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