Samuel

a boy that is so fucking adorable and gives off golden retriever energy. samuel's got red hair and the best smile in the whole world (like genuinely) he has the best laugh, and the most perfected personality that can always make you smile.

"that guy has a really cute smile and a great personality"
"yeah hes probably named samuel."

by monsterenergycan December 22, 2022

Samuel

A local carpetcleaner you can even call in the middle of the night and he will still come and clean your car with a carpet.

Oops I lost my uncle I guess I have to call a Samuel

by cryptic95 March 8, 2022

Samuel

Samuel is a kind hearted, loving, caring boyfriend, that has a monster cock. When I say Monster I really mean it, like Sam's cock is so long and girthy that he has to slide it down one trouser leg and not to mention the sheer velocity of his ballsack. You can see the tension in them, as if they're ready to explode and ejaculate all over every part of the universe and beyond.

"Have you seen Samuel's Monster cock?!?!"

by Ray pist moe lester August 2, 2022

Samuel

A person who is mean to others for no reason.

Omg he is being so nasty, he must be called Samuel.

by bobxxxxxpop November 27, 2011

Samuel

A name used when the real name of the person is unknown

Samuel.

by Samuel? Samuel. September 26, 2010

samuel

A real sick cunt who gets all the girls but he also has a small dick and he is shy about it

Samuel is so nice

by Uncle Nigel June 28, 2022

Samuel

Samuel is a very nice guy! He will always make sure you’re okay if he feels he truly hurt you and will apologize. Samuel can be very funny at times but also can be an idiot. Samuel has a very positive energy when he is present. He’s an all around great guy and you’re lucky to have him in your life!

Person 1: …hey who is Samuel?
Person 2:…Oh Samuel? A great guy and friend!!

by AnnoyinGirl3000 November 24, 2020