sloppy turkey

When a juice head burns his ball sack on a tanning bed after a sweaty workout and then proceeds to face fuck a bar slut causing his bright red testicles to repeatedly slap her in the chin much like the woddle of a turkey. (Can you say gobble gobble)

After a strenuous work out Dominic went to the nearest college town bar looking for a skanky bitch to give him a sloppy turkey.

by art-officials April 10, 2015

Sloppy Chad

When you shake someone's dick to greet them, instead of shaking hands.

I heard Joe gave Brad a Sloppy Chad.

by Hellcules January 23, 2023

[Sloppy Conrad]

A "sloppy conrad" is when a man ejaculates with such force that his junk goes in many directions. One might achieve a "sloppy conrad" if he blows a load that hits...
A: a wall/object directly opposite his line of fire
B: a fellow woman's (or man's) eyeball
C: his chin
D: any other strange or far away area

Woah! My semen just hit the lamp! Sloppy Conrad, WHOOOOOOOOOO!

by The Best Person Ever, yay! January 6, 2009

Sloppy boot

A washed up- been around every block- ho; leaving her goods blown out like a sloppy boot.
A loose goose.

I could park a semi in there sideways! Parker was right, she is a sloppy boot.

by Deputy Red August 21, 2017

Sloppy Dropps

An alter-ego that only appears when someone is absolutely shitfaced. The alter-ego has a completly different personality and does things they eventually regret in the morning. The person is usually blackedout and usually pukes alot.

My freind Drags was so hammered last night, he was Sloppy Dropps

by TPK4life June 10, 2011

sloppy italian

When you eat too much spaghetti that when you try to give a blowjob you vomit up the Spaghetti.

Last night we went to get spaghetti and my girl gave me a sloppy Italian in bed.

by Speghetiieater June 7, 2019

Sloppy Plops

Poop of a watery nature. Not very firm crap.

"Christ on a bike! That sloppy plops I just had felt like I was pissing out of my arse."

by Dunk Willbery May 24, 2005