Big shaq

A guy who's never hot

hey big shaq, you hot?

by omega_red April 20, 2018

Celtics Shaq

When someone calls you a bitch lasagna in 2020s onward

Jave: You're a bitch lasagna
Me: Celtics Shaq moment

by Valkyrae Pantyhose Pics January 19, 2024

Shaq

A stupid, fat man who plays basketball and is trash. He will always brake things, LIKE THE BACKBOARD TO A BASKETBALL GOAL. He will also drop out of school and beg for money.

Kenny Smith: MAAAN!

Steve: What?!
Kenny Smith: THAT'S A FAAT GUY!

Steve: I know dude, it's Shaq.

by Alex Gonzo December 3, 2019

Shaq Shots

The act of ejaculating in one's hand and slam dunking the ejaculate in a woman's vaginal canal, while she spreads her "lips," with enough force to shatter a backboard like Shaquille O Neil.

Jackson: Hey Emily, can we try the Shaq Shots again?
Emily: Okay I guess we can try, but just don't do it too hard, last time I was sore because of it.

by MrBeanStarin December 11, 2024

Big Shaq

THE THING GOES SKRATTTTTTTTT PAP PAP KA KA KA SKIDIDI KAT KAT AND A PURTTTT PURTTTT POUMMM

What do the cat : The cat goes meow
What do the dog : The dog goes wouf
What do Big shaq :THE THING GOES SKRATTTTT PAP PAP KA KAAK

by $£@n November 3, 2017

Waste man shaq

That one friend we all have that has a weirdly closure bond with his father and calls him waste man shaq and gets messagoesjnfrok him in the middle of school and his dad calls him mate.

Yo waste man shaq u gud G?

by YungMoYeezy September 3, 2019

Shaqqing off

"Shaqqing off" is a play on the phrase "Jacking off" just taken from the nickname "Shaq" from someone named "Shaquon". Hence the usable terms like, "To Shaq off" and "Shaqqing off"

"Can't talk right now, I'm shaqqing off right now"

by JlNX November 19, 2023