Eyebleed Section

The first rows in a movie theater, you know the ones you have to tilt your head back to see the movie, the ones you get if your late for a packed screening and are almost pointless for enjoying the movie, known for causing blurry vision and headaches. The opposite of the nosebleed section.

"Hurry up, I am not sitting in the eyebleed section this time"

by Madmanmoriarty August 12, 2012

alto section

The section of marching band that slacks off, makes sexual references, and breaks stuff. Then gets stuff done. Typically sexually talented, also commonly close like a family. Along with egotistical

"What did the alto section do in sectionals today?"
"Ya know, the Saxy stuff"

by Saxy one March 28, 2015

Co-Section Leaders

Multiple section leaders of a given section in a Marching Band, Co-section leaders, at first glance, are very similar to the Section Leader. They are usually bitter with each other and will often argue on how the section should be led. Most of the time, one "leads" the section while the other gives positive encouragement.

I heard next year's trumpet section will have co-section leaders. Yikes

by SLShydino72 November 22, 2015

Jefferson County C-Section

An unplanned cesarean section performed by a person who has intent of raising the child as their own. Perpetrator has already gone to elaborate lengths to stage a "faux preganancy." Due to their families and significant others being addicted to meth, the perpetrator can make it the entire 9 months undetected.

Becky: Damn, Heather where did you get that baby from?
Heather: Well, you know I was pregnant remember?

Becky: I was just making sure that your little bundle of joy didn't come via a Jefferson County C-Section.

by Candice's Momma January 17, 2012

Adolescent section

A section on Yahoo for teens to hang out, lots of drama and ignorant and fake people. But very addicting.

Katy - I'm going on Y!A, the Adolescent section.

Mike - You need to get a life.

by K.Block August 7, 2009

youtube's comment section

Simply the best part of Youtube

Kid A: Damn son, have you seen the comments on ----'s video?
Kid B: Dude, I'm still crying. These comments were hilarious! I will never get bored of reading Youtube's comment section!

by Divoltious January 3, 2015

c-section

I heard a bunch of thugs on the street talking about c-sections the other day and I thought it was a new rap group. I am so glad you selflessly posted this definition so that no one will ever be confused again.

Yes Andi, a c-section or caesarean section is a medical procedure. But I guess since medicaldictionary.com doesn't let people post their own definitions you had to come do it here instead. Can someone say, DESPERATELY LONELY AND CRYING OUT FOR ATTENTION?

by ElBorracho February 23, 2005