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e-mail remorse

The waiting period after you send an e-mail that is somewhat nasty or contains a dirty joke to a person that you are still trying to feel out their limits of what they consider acceptable and what is not.
Charlie suffered 48 hours of e-mail remorse until Linda finally replied to his e-mail in a positive way and followed it up with her own dirty joke.
by RSM the Tuber January 11, 2010
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Diver's Remorse

Negative emotion resulting from engaging in felatio with a female only to find some kind of genital anomoly including, but not limited to : warts, sores, scabs, etc.
Warren did.t know who she was, but she was so hot. He took her back to his dorm room to get busy only to get hit with a sever case of Diver's Remorse upon discovery of active herpes lesions!
by McBerg November 24, 2009
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tweeter's remorse

The feeling immediately following a tweet that you regret having sent. Typically felt after responding in a unfriendly way to someone's useless, inappropriate or lame tweet.
Tweeter: So in love with Jacob, I think I'll marry him.
Response: So then why were you fucking his friend Harry last night?

To friend: Oh boy, I shouldn't have tweeted that. I'm having tweeter's remorse.
by CarbonCrappie September 8, 2010
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Boehnor's Remourse

Voter's regret after their choice destroys all efforts to increase hiring and prolongs "The Great Recession".
Billy Bob's unemployment almost expired, threatening his daily alcohol consumption. Ole Billy sure has "Boehnor's remourse"!!
by Killerz Skillz February 13, 2012
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shitter's remorse

The feeling of remorse you feel after you think you finished taking a shit and you wipe and flush, and you realize you haven't finished.
As I stood up, a wave of shitter's remorse flushed over me as I realized - I hadn't finished.
by ass connoisseur January 10, 2014
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Fingerer's Remorse

The feeling you get when driving after realizing that the guy you just gave the finger will now be sitting alongside you at a very long traffic light or was heading to the same store. First used by Adam Carrolla on his podcast 1/16/2020.
I got a bad case of fingerer's remorse when I realized that the guy to whom I had just enthusiastically flipped the bird for cutting me off in traffic was pulling into the bosses space where I had come to interview for my dream job.
by Meg Nutman January 16, 2020
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Voter’s Remorse

When you voted for a candidate based on identity politics versus the candidate’s abilities and agendas.
In 2021, millions of voters questioned the political decision they made at the polls and showed all classical signs of voter’s remorse.
by rbrice March 13, 2022
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