The Pulitzer Surprise

The highest award in journalism; getting assassinated by the CIA

Did you hear about Tom?

Oh yeah... He got the Pulitzer Surprise

by Churchpewpew May 16, 2023

Drive-by Puritan

Someone bereft of any genuine integrity, but who is perpetually offended, while trying to prove their superior morality and character on each topic, before moving quickly onto the next issue to be outraged about. A genuinely pathetic individual.

This guy is outraged by pretty much anything and he’s so sanctimonious. He’s a drive-by Puritan of the highest order.

by Colonel. SJC July 12, 2020

Phito

A fit photo of someone.

Broseff: Eazi Tiger, you know Shaniqua is usually butters in pictures...?

Joseph: Yeh man. Bare butterz.

Broseff: Well check out this phito I found of her. Might have to get the Death Bucky out and bang her.

by tanziboi69 December 16, 2009

PHIT

(intentionally spelled this way to differentiate from "fit") NOUN The opposite of a SHART. Expecting an epic poo but getting mostly gas instead.

Phonetic hybrid of the words "fart" and "shit".

I took a mad phit but I still feel better.

by Feral Drollery October 18, 2010

Pusitis

A viral infection that can occur in any organ or tissue of the body. Usually symptoms are constant bitching and whining about how bad it hurts.

Mrs Vanderbilt: Robby! Where is Rachel today?

Robby: She has a case of pusitis.

Mrs. Vanderbilt: She was bitching a lot yesterday.

by superfly69 August 12, 2010

PHITB

Acronym for Pwn Her In The Butt.

Slang for anal sex.

Damn that bitch is hot, I want to phitb.

by Fruit Fucker January 15, 2009

Puritan parts

The Puritans were a conservative religious group on which many of our ways were founded. Puritan parts are areas which would be covered up by underwear.

It bothers me that she booty bumps her son while wearing fishnet stockings and a ribbon to cover the Puritan parts.

by ga2311 January 18, 2010