pempang

1. A stereotypical Filipina.

2. A FOB.

Yo momma's so pempang, she named you RJ and your brothers JJ and AJ.

Yo momma's so pempang, when she calls you, she calls the names of all your siblings first.

by miaisbored December 26, 2010

pramp

The acronym of "Practice Makes Perfect" and the source of a free platform for coding interview practice called www.pramp.com.

I used to be nervous about my interview, now I just use Pramp.

by fireSquirrel January 26, 2016

premature celebration

Throwing a party or celebrating an event before it is appropriate. Most often done in an effort to fit the schedule of someone other than the party honoree.

Kelly: Why are we having cake today? Isn't Cara's birthday next Friday?

Mark: Yeah, but her boss is on vacation next week, so we're having a premature celebration.

by Fireball D May 7, 2009

Preemptive Sex

Preemptive sex is the act of having sex with someone before they realize they want to have sex with you. Its something that you do to someone, similar to "SUPRISE BUTTSECKS." This is a broader defintion that encompasses both anal intercourse and vaginal intercourse. This is NOT considered rape, as the person will eventually consent, just not before you have sex with them.

"Dude im totally gonna have preemptive sex with Jane tonight, she'll want it next week im sure.

by JIMYBUFFT September 15, 2009

Prem

a male who attracts many females, also knows as a stud or a G

look at that prem over there with those girls

by dudeknowswhatheistalkingabout August 11, 2008

premature ejaculation

Accidently activating your "star power" before every one else in your band, unless going solo, can accumulate enough to star power with you.

Rocker 1:
*tilts guitar a bit*
"GODAMMIT, sorry guys. Didn't mean for that to happen."

Rest of band:
"C'MON, man. You gotta get your premature ejaculation under control."

by mr.grey January 21, 2009

Premeditated Wanking

Engaging in the act of wanking having pre-planned the desired time, location, and length of time in which the act of wanking should occur. Often used by homosexual men who have other, gayer things they could be doing.

"I prefer premeditated wanking over other types of wanking, I need the time to get ready for something so emotionally affectional"

by nubcake October 16, 2006