A Croatian's Prayer

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Croatian's Prayer
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to acronyms with perianal abscesses: {abbreviations}.
Person 1: Are you addicted to acronyms with perianal abscesses: {abbreviations}?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 1: Vagisil's Versions of Spartan Prayers (Catholicism): The First Juvenile Release
by Twittlerio February 02, 2025
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Private prayer

A priest puts a childs on an upside down cross. Then puts his holy spear down the childs thoat .He proceeds to releases his holy seed on the childs face and ends with a prayer so said child can be forgiven for his sins
Me and the pope had to give the boy a private prayer cause he was not behaving.
by Greater than gods November 03, 2019
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Spartans Prayer

What I call homo-sapiens who takes naps as prayers.
Person 1: Do you take naps as prayers?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are Spartans Prayer.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 14, 2025
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the single prayer.

Person 1: Hey...are you sexually aroused often?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are the single prayer.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 07, 2025
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Asr prayer

The asr prayer prayed just after noon it's the 3rd of five formal daily prayers performed by practicing muslims, the formal daily prayers of Islam comprise different numbers of units called rak'at, the asr prayer has 4 obligatory rak'at, the first two fard rak'at are prayed aloud, and the 3rd and 4th prayed silently.
Ahmed: did you go for the asr prayer today?

Ali: yes, the mosque was full of people today.
by MORBINON III June 16, 2022
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Prescott Prayer Chapel

There are two Prescott Prayer Chapels (PPC). The first one was dedicated in 1972 and demolished in 2015. The second one was dedicated in 2018. The first PPC, the 1972-2015 version, was the butt of an old Urban Dictionary joke. What both have in common is their purpose (house of prayer) and the fact that PLNU students write prayers on sheets of paper that they leave for others to appreciate.
"When there is nothing left to do, one must pray. When one has no other place to pray, one prays at Prescott Prayer Chapel. Unfortunately, it is not a clean and neat little monument rather than the shabby all inviting shack it has replaced. God help me!"
by The Goodman Scholar October 28, 2020
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