Potato

One who grew up under a rock or in a dark place; lacking social exposure; one who lacks a social life; one who is not very socially adept and feels uncomfortable or unfamiliar with many situations, experiences, and circumstances; being a jayme

Person 1:Babe you need to spend more time with me, stop being such a potato.

Person 2: I am not a potato

Person 1: you are a potato,accept it and become one with the potato.

Person 2:I am not a potato, explain how iam a potato

Person 1: you grew up under a rock, you seem healthy but are what french fries are made of that it tastes good but is not good

Person 2: .....

Person 1: I'm changing your name to spud

Person 2: STAHP, I'M NOT A POTATO

by bethepotato March 8, 2015

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by John Billy February 16, 2019

Potato

A person who has characteristics, either physically or socially, that resemble those of a mentally handicapped person.

Roy: How was your date last night?

LeBron: Terrible. She kept talking to loud and chewed with her mouth open.

Roy: Ugh, she was a potato?

LeBron: Shit, yeah!

by Chiefy Jackson December 29, 2017

Potato

A potato is a person like you

You are a potato.

by Doggy style September 5, 2017

Potato

A stupid person, a person who is slow in the head. Used to talk about someone when they make a mistake or failure.

yo that kid corey is a potato, he failed that algebra quiz last week.

by Jay island September 20, 2017

Potato

Someone who is extremely beautiful and who sits on the couch and watches tv all day while snapchatting their friends

Sarah is being a potato again.

by Squrcle December 28, 2016

Potato

Someone who is extremely beautiful and who sits on the couch and watches tv all day while snapchatting their friends

Sarah is being a potato again.

by Squrcle December 28, 2016