pink pisser

A person who has eaten so much of a reddish fruit/vegetable that their piss is pink
Andrea: I ate so much dragonfruit that my piss is pink!
Amrisha: Oh, so you're a pink pisser right now.
by Yuri de Aristel September 29, 2022
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Pink Pisser

A person who has eaten so much of a reddish
fruit/vegetable that their piss is pink
An: I ate so much dragonfruit that my
piss is pink!
Am: Oh, so you're a pink pisser right now.
by Yuri de Aristel September 29, 2022
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rushing the pisser

Undue harassment of someone using the urinal, trying to get them to hurry up
Tom: "Hey, aren't you done in there yet? I gotta go!"
Dick: "Geez, hold on, I'll be out in a minute!"
Tom: "Well, hurry up, I'm about to pop out here!"
Harry: "Alright, that's enough, no rushing the pisser!"
by smendler September 29, 2013
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Pisserable

The simultaneous state of being PISSED OFF and Miserable. Fury and despair working in unison to ruin your life. Not a fun way to live.
Sandy: "I heard Phoebe is off the rails again. Screaming threats at people while weeping."

Danny: "Yeah, she's a mess. She used to be chill, but now she's just pisserable all the time."
Sandy: "I guess bullying her was not a good look for us then, huh?"
Danny: "I guess not, now will you please pass me the butter."
by von groovy June 21, 2024
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mother pisser

A way to say "mother fucker" without swearing / a less explicit way to say "mother fucker"

(This is a term I made myself)
"That damn mother pisser!"
by Kip_The_Snapper November 09, 2022
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twitter pisser

a dude or woman that complains about anything and everything on twitter
i posted a photo of my dog, and this twitter pisser started trying to cancel me for animal abuse cause he had a leash
by Mrfatnutswasmyfather May 07, 2022
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stand pisser

Someone who pees while standing and leaves drops on the toilet seat
Jack: Why is John such a fucking stand pisser?

Sam: How could you tell?
Jack: the piss drops on the toilet seat!
by antinon October 31, 2023
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