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Precision pisser

Someone usually a man, who can piss standing up into a toilet without lifting the seat up and not getting it on the seat.
Dude your mom is a total precision pisser i watched her doing trick shots in the bar last night what a crazy bitch.
by TheDavester200 August 2, 2011
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mother pisser

A way to say "mother fucker" without swearing / a less explicit way to say "mother fucker"

(This is a term I made myself)
by Kip_The_Snapper November 9, 2022
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Pisserable

The simultaneous state of being PISSED OFF and Miserable. Fury and despair working in unison to ruin your life. Not a fun way to live.
Sandy: "I heard Phoebe is off the rails again. Screaming threats at people while weeping."

Danny: "Yeah, she's a mess. She used to be chill, but now she's just pisserable all the time."
Sandy: "I guess bullying her was not a good look for us then, huh?"
Danny: "I guess not, now will you please pass me the butter."
by von groovy June 21, 2024
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Pee-pisser

im a pee-pisser
by logan dedres April 25, 2022
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dead pisser

1. Totally unnessesary and disgusting urination done in public.
2. Disrespectful and despicable behavior performed by washing a warm corpse in urine.
3. Bravado held in high esteem by American armed forces that involves group urination videos to prove that you didn't get an erection while committing murder.
Hey Sarge! You see that dead rag-head I just shot. Lets get the guys together and give him a dead pisser. Grab a camera Bubba.
I was at the dead pisser and gave a Arab a mouthful to gargle on. Know what I'm sayin.
A dead pisser is nothing compared to Vietnam when we did stiff gook rimming. Got a Polaroid somewhere.
by CATSASS11 January 17, 2012
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shittin' the ponce's pisser

Ever since Chris Young ate at Ponce's he has been shittin' the ponce's pisser.
by Tony Wadd May 16, 2009
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Snow pisser

An Asian female that only goes for White men
Tanaka: Akito, where is our daughter?
Akito:She went out with some kid named John to a party.
Tanaka's face goes red and he starts heading towards his car
Akito:Where are you going?!
Tanka looks back at her and says, "I have to make sure she doesn't turn into a snow pisser!"
by Superior shaft Sam November 5, 2020
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