Stealthy Poker

The result of receiving a "poke" on facebook from an individual not on your friend's list for reasons unknown.

I'm trying to figure out how and why this dude keep poking me on here, he bout to be reported.. He aint even on my friendlist.. he infiltrating the system.. must be a stealthy poker....

by haolegirl317 April 8, 2013

Poker Pencil

A player who falls down apart after even being slightly tilted, like a pencil.

Damn that dude is literally punting his entire stack after losing one hand, what a poker pencil.

by Armkap June 6, 2020

script poker

Played just like regular poker but use your meds to ante up. Popular game for old people

On script poker night at the old folks home, Agnes bet her liver pills on a pair of jacks but Ruth raised her a pain pill on a straight flush

by The Lady Rowan June 28, 2018

Brain poker

Someone who likes to pick other peoples brains for knowledge.

Brian is such a sexy brain poker, i wish he would come over here and poke my brain.

by Dazelowkey April 16, 2017

Suicide Poker

A card game where who ever loses commits suicide.

A bit like Russian Roulette accept you play poker with cards and your still betting your life instead of chips.

Can be used as a metaphor in describing the actions of leaders of certain countries.

Saddam Hussein played suicide poker with George Bush and lost!!!

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

Poker Face

When a man prematurely ejaculates in a woman and shows no emotion and continues to fuck her without informing her, later to find out she is pregnant.

When Chris came in Alyssa his facial expression did not change, letting Alyssa think that Chris was a monster at sex, but latter found out ego-is-prego. Chris has an excellent Poker Face.

by Purplestuff March 14, 2009

cunt poker

alternate name for the male sex organ.

After i fucked that bitch my cunt poker was sore.

by csu October 13, 2006