Cohen

the greatest simp of all time, he will try to get with every girl with no success

you're a simp, but not as bad as Cohen

by Penzo19 June 18, 2022

Cohen

Cohen is the type of guy that always grabs peoples bums. All he can think about is him in the bedroom. He shoves a finger up his bum with out thinking. He moans because he wants to. He is a bitch. He is extremely dumb. Cohen is the definition of gay. He likes bumping people. He has a tiny ding dong. Cohen loves to hump things. Loves to twerk. He is a pain, but he is Cohen.

Cohen stop humping that tree!
Cohen stop moaning!
Cohen you Bum!

by Jeffery bazo August 11, 2022

Cohened

The act of completely destroying something while attempting in good faith to access the contents within.

Person 1: *Tries to open box*
Person2: “Here, let me help y—”
Person 1: *Violently stabs box repeatedly*
Person 2: “Yep, she cohened it again.”

by NoPseudonymsLeft May 24, 2022

Cohen

A Cohen is a weird edgy wanna be military kid who thinks Loli hentie is ok.

Person one:Hey did you see Cohen today?
Person two: No and I don’t want to, he’s so weird.

by Ankle replacements March 10, 2024

Cohen

Is the funniest person you could ever meet.And Also FINE AS HELL IF YOU EVER MEET SOMEONE LIKE COHEN YOU LUCKY,Be sure to keep him also sooo GOOD Kissers And Very GOOD in bed.

Omg is that Cohen so HOT!!!!

by Only Talk The Reals November 23, 2021

Cohen

Big booty Cohen the thickest of them all.

“Oh Cohen, he’s the one really THICC kid”.

by CohenWood November 15, 2019