Windshield Wiper Face

During oral sex a man pulls his erect penis out of his partners mouth and proceeds to use it as a saliva and/or semen wiper back and forth across his partners entire face in an (erotic) attempt to wipe his partners face.
Guy 1 - "This chick I really like is a Windshield Wiper Face"

Guy 2 - "You mean good blowjob's?"

Guy 1 - "She had me do the windshield wiper to her face so many times during oral sex last night that that I lost count!"
Guy 2 - "She's a keeper!"
by ThatsNiceMN December 05, 2020
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dick wiper

When you rip your dick off and wipe the cum off the whores face with it.
Fuck man did you see that guy use his dick wiper?
by Lerrroyyyyyyyyyyyyyy May 11, 2015
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Windshield Wiper

The sexual act of ejaculating on another person's face, then using your erection to wipe said ejaculate off their face in a side-to-side motion.
After I blew my load on her face, I gave her the windshield wiper as any gentleman should.
by Ballz_Deep May 18, 2015
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Windshield Wiper

When you have a girl and two boys and you start whipping your flaccid dick on a girls face and whoever gets hard first looses. The looser has to watch the other guy get a blowjob.
She wanted me and another boy to windshield wiper him and I won and the other man said he was blue balled for 3 hours.
by Stumanji_10 February 16, 2021
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Windshield Wiper

69th gear ... shall I say more.
She was upside down in the car, her legs were a windshield wiper.
by Im a Crackman November 19, 2022
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Windshield Wiper

When you give a guy a handjob and he cums all over his stomach and you take the ejaculatories and spread it like a good piece of buttered toast with the erect penis back and forth like a windshield wiper on his stomach.
Damn, this bitch gave me a windshield wiper this morning and the crusty cum is falling off me like dander of stripper
by Angry trouser trout May 27, 2021
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Houston Windshield Wiper

Cumming on somebodies face and wiping it off with your dick
Dude I gave that bitch a Houston Windshield Wiper fr
by R.L Stien August 13, 2024
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