Cold hand Maggie

Waking someone up by giving them a hand job after sticking your hand in the freezer, in cold water, out the window during the winter.

"I heard she gave him a cold hand Maggie"
"That's disgusting! What a whore! Did she give him Dave's crutches as well?"

by Fine Fez October 30, 2011

maggie and curtis

two people that are crazy about each other but are too afraid to admit it. They've had some ups and downs but they know that if they really tried they would be a great couple. Maggie's an outgoing, fun, random girl who can't let go of him. Curtis is a boy who dates other girls because he wants maggie to be jelous. They might be afraid because they're good friends but they would do anything to be with each other. It's love, they just don't want to admit it.

that couple over there is such a maggie and curtis.

by agsfdhjksldfcdgth4wcg July 15, 2010

Maggie

1) n. Nickname for Margaret.

2) n. Commonly used dog's name. If your name is Maggie, chances are every person that ever meets you who happens to have a dog named Maggie (Which will be at least 25% of the people you meet in your life) will immediately reply with, "Oh. My dog's name is Maggie! How cute!" Because they think you A) Care and B) Also think this is "cute".

1) Newborn's mother: "I think I'll name her Margaret."
Friend: "You should call her Maggie for short."

2) Maggie: "Hi, I'm Maggie, nice to meet you."
Girl: "Oh! Your name is Maggie?! My dog's name is Maggie!"
Maggie: *in head: I don't give a fuck.* "That's nice. You should introduce me to her."

by Maggalaggadingdong September 16, 2008

Mergie

tubgirl skank A woman who participates on message boards who makes every effort to be as offensive to others as possible.

Gawd, our new member is such a Mergie.

by PeePeeDance April 16, 2005

Saggy Maggies

Droopy breasts, usually on an older woman. From Cypress Hill: "Remember sista Maggie; Her tits were kinda saggy; Used to sell me buddah outta fucked up little baggies".

"She'd still be ok for a go, swing the saggie maggies eh?"

by Anonymous June 23, 2003

Meggings

Man leggings. Underamour leggings worn under regular pants in cold weather. Nuff said.

Aren't you cold!?
No way, I got my meggings on!

by AXOPrincess December 7, 2010

Megged

When a person let's a ball go between their legs and in that case should be referred to as a slut.

Eww she just got megged.

by M0nkeyButl3r September 5, 2016